Category: Movie Reviews
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Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) Movie Review
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith time, baby! So we start off with Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) and Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) saving Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid) from General Grievous. Anakin offs Count Dooku (Christopher Lee). We then reunite with Padmé Amidala (Natalie Portman) and we find out that Padmé is preggers; but, Anakin is…
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Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) Movie Review
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones time, baby! So we start off with Padmé Amidala (Natalie Portman) almost getting offed. She gets Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor), and… McGregor escapes out of this pretty much unscathed. McGregor does do a good job and he is believable as young Alec Guinness. …and Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) as bodyguards. Zam…
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The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Movie Review
The Dark Knight Rises time. So we start off with a well-staged plane hijacking and we meet Bane (Tom Hardy). We then reunite with Batman/Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale), who is doing his best shut-in impression. We then meet Selina Kyle/Catwoman (Anne Hathaway), and… I really like Anne Hathaway as Kyle/Catwoman. Anyway, Alfred (Michael Caine) has Kyle deliver…
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012) Movie Review
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 time, baby! So we start off with Bella Swan Cullen (Kristen Stewart) being all “Ew! I almost wound up with a pedophile!” on the Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner)/Smee situation. Charlie (Billy Burke) worries about Bella’s health and Doctor Carlisle Cullen (Peter Facinelli) worries about his family. Jacob goes…
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) Movie Review
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 time, baby! So we start off with Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) and Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) getting hitched. Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) is worried that Bella will get hurt when she and Edward have er… ice cream on their wedding night, and… No jokes, please. Anyway, we then get…
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) Movie Review
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse time, baby! So we start off with Victoria (Bryce Dallas Howard) going after Riley (Xavier Samuel). Victoria wants to start a vampire army. We then reunite with Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), who is having reservations about marrying Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson). Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) is all “Bella! I love you!” Rosalie…
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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) Movie Review
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace time, baby! So we start off with a Superman/Clark Kent (Christopher Reeve) rescue scene. It turns out that Supes/Clark inherited the farm from his parents. We then find out that David Warfield (Sam Wanamaker) is now in charge of the Daily Planet. David gets rid of Perry White (Jackie Cooper)…
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) Movie Review
The Twilight Saga: New Moon time, baby! So we start off with Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) dreaming about Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)’s Peter Pan Syndrome. A paper cut makes a Cullen go after Bella; so, Edward breaks things off with Bella. Bella gets upset. She breaks the rules of common sense and stranger danger and she…
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Twilight (2008) Movie Review
Twilight time, baby! So we start off by meeting Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart). Bella is going to Forks. Bella resides with Charlie (her dad/the police chief) (Billy Burke). Bella then reunites with Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner). Jacob’s dad is Billy (Gil Birmingham). Billy and Jacob reside on the Quileute Indian Reservation. Bella is fascinated by the Cullens. We then meet Edward Cullen (Robert…
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On an Island with You (1948) Movie Review
Does On an Island with You hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with a Navy lieutenant (Ricardo Montalbán) playing guitar and a woman watching him. The woman (Esther Williams) kisses the man and another woman (Cyd Charisse) kisses him. The two women fight and we discover that they are filming a movie. Rosalind “Ros” Reynolds…
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