Snarky Movie Robot

Category: Movie Reviews

  • The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding (2006) Movie Review

     Is The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding any good? Let’s find out: So we start off with King Edvard of Denmark (Luke Mably) and Paige Morgan (Kam Heskin) being engaged and Paige attending medical school. They find out that Edvard must marry a princess if he wants to keep his crown, and… They’re going The Princess Diaries 2 route…

  • Sleepover (2004) Movie Review

    Does Sleepover hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off with Julie Corky (was Julie Snorky not available?) (Alexa Vega/Alexa PenaVega) having a sleepover with Hannah Carlson (Mika Boorem), Farrah James (Scout Taylor-Compton), and Yancy Williams (Kallie Flynn Childress). Regina George wannabe Staci Blake (Sara Paxton) challenges the girls to a scavenger hunt. The prize is not having to…

  • X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019) Movie Review

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix time, baby!  So we start off with young Jean Grey (Summer Fontana) causing a car accident that offs her parents. Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) visits Jean in the hospital. Transition to 1992. The X-Men are trying to stage a rescue operation in space. Hank McCoy/Beast (Nicholas Hoult) is against taking the X-Jet into space;…

  • X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Movie Review

    X-Men: Apocalypse time, baby! So we start off in Egypt. Pharoah En Sabah Nur/Apocalypse (Oscar Isaac) is trying to get into the body of a mutant (that came out wrong) because getting into the mutant’s body means that Nur/Apocalypse will live forever (still coming out wrong). Apocalypse winds up buried alive; but, some of his devotees bring him…

  • X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) Movie Review

    Does X-Men: Days of Future Past hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off in 2023. Robot Sentinels are after mutants. These things were designed by mutant experimenter Bolivar Trask (Peter Dinklage). Magneto (Ian McKellan), Charles (Patrick Stewart), Bobby (Shawn Ashmore), Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page/Elliot Page) Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), Storm (Halle Berry) and Colossus are trying…

  • X-Men: First Class (2011) Movie Review

    Does X-Men: First Class hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off the way that X-Men did: Erik Lensherr is separated from his parents and he uses his abilities. Erik is then sent to Doctor Schmidt (Kevin Bacon). Schmidt tries to play nice until he tries to get Erik to move a coin. When Erik can’t, Schmidt…

  • X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) Movie Review

    X-Men: The Last Stand time, baby! So we start off years ago. Erik Lensherr/Magneto (Ian McKellan) and Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart) are visiting teen Jean Grey. Jean demonstrates her powers. Years pass. Young Warren Worthington is engaging in some wing mutilation. Warren’s dad comes into the bathroom where Warren is and Warren’s dad gets the wrong idea…

  • X2 (2003)/ X2: X-Men United (2003) Movie Review

    Does X2 hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with Nightcrawler (Alan Cumming)’s attack on the White House. We then transition to Storm (Halle Berry), Cyclops/Scott Summers (James Marsden) and Jean Grey (Famke Jannsen) taking some of the students on a field trip. Artie (one of the students) sees a girl sticking her tongue out at…

  • X-Men (2000) Movie Review

    Does X-Men hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off in Poland during the forties. Erik and his mom and dad are being taken into a concentration camp. Erik is taken away from his mom and dad and Erik uses his abilities. Years pass. Rogue (Anna Paquin) is all “Canada road trip, baby!” with her boyfriend. Rogue has…

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) Movie Review

     Is The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes any good? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Coriolanus “Coryo” Snow (Tom Blyth). Core Anus wants to mentor a 10th Annual Hunger Games tribute. Core Anus wants the Plinth Prize scholarship. Sejanus Plinth (Josh Andrés Rivera) is Anti-Hunger Games. Core Anus gets District 12 tribute Lucy Gray Baird…