Snarky Movie Robot

Category: Movie Reviews

  • Winning London (2001) Movie Review

    Winning London time, baby!  So we start off by meeting Chloe Lawrence (Mary-Kate Olsen) and she is on a Model United Nations team for her high school. Chloe’s group is going to the International Model United Nations and this is taking place in London, England. Randall (who is part of the group) can’t go; so, Riley (Ashley Olsen) offers…

  • New York Minute (2004) Movie Review

    New York Minute time, baby! So we start off by meeting Jane Ryan (Ashley Olsen). Jane is a straight A student type. We also meet Roxy Ryan (Mary-Kate Olsen). Roxy is the type of adolescent who spends all day in her room listening to Simple Plan, and… Sounds like Snarky Movie Robot during high school.  Anyway,…

  • Passport to Paris (1999) Movie Review

    Passport to Paris time, baby!  So we start off by meeting Melanie (Mary-Kate Olsen) and Allyson Porter (Ashley Olsen). Melanie and Allyson’s parents have them go to them to Paris, France. Melanie and Allyson’s grandpa (Edward (Peter White)) is the American Ambassador to France. Edward makes the girls be with not-Zazu Jeremy Bluff (Matt Winston), and… Sidebar/Salad Bar: I did…

  • How the West Was Fun (1994) Movie Review

    How the West Was Fun time, baby!  So we start off by meeting Jessica and Susie Martin (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen). Jessica and Susie reside with their dad (Stephen (Patrick Cassidy)). Sarah (Jessica and Susie’s mom who got Full House‘d)’s godmother, Natty (Peg Phillips), is all “You should come to a dude ranch!” and Natty is unaware of Sarah’s…

  • To Grandmother’s House We Go (1992) Movie Review

    To Grandmother’s House We Go time, baby! So we start off by meeting Sarah and Julie (Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen). Rhonda (Cynthia Geary) (their mom) is frustrated. Sarah and Julie hear that their mom needs a parenting vacation; so, Sarah and Julie decided to go to their great grandmother’s. Sarah and Julie run into Eddie (J. Eddie…

  • Double, Double, Toil and Trouble (1993) Movie Review

    Double, Double, Toil and Trouble time, baby! So we start off by meeting Kelly Farmer (Mary-Kate Olsen) and Lynn Farmer (Ashley Olsen). Their folks (Don (Eric “Sam Field in Borrowed Hearts” McCormack) and Christine (Kelli Fox) are having financial problems. Out of desperation, they go to Christine’s Aunt Agatha (Cloris Leachman) and she responds in turn. Kelly and Lynn encounter…

  • It Takes Two (1995) Movie Review

    Does It Takes Two hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Amanda Lemmon (Mary-Kate Olsen). The Butkises want to adopt Amanda; however, Amanda wants Diane Barrows (Kirstie Alley) to be her parent. The powers that be are all “Amanda’s a social worker! She’s single and broke (sounds like a sitcom). She can’t be a parent!” Summer…

  • Madame Web (2024) Movie Review

    Madame Web time, baby!  So we start off in 1973 in Peru. Constance Webb (Kerry Bishé) is preggers and she finds a spider with weird X-Men healing potential. Ezekiel Sims (Tahar Rahim) wants the spider; so, he shoots Constance and abandons her. A tribe tries to save her; however, Constance kicks the bucket soon after she delivers Cassandra Webb.…

  • Batman Forever (1995) Movie Review

    Batman Forever time, baby!  So we start off with the famous/infamous drive through joke. Batman/Bruce Wayne (Val Kilmer) is trying to stop Two-Face/Harvey Dent (Tommy Lee Jones) from robbing a bank. We then meet Doctor Chase Meridian (Nicole Kidman). Meridian wants to have er… ice cream with Batman. We then meet Edward Nygma (Jim Carrey), who wants to mess…

  • Batman (1989) Movie Review

    Is Batman any good? Let’s find out:  So we start off with the mugging of a family. Batman (Michael Keaton) goes after the muggers. District Attorney Harvey Dent (Billy Dee Williams) is going after Carl Grissom (Jack Palance). Jack Napier (Jack Nicholson) learns of this. Jack is having er… ice cream with Alicia and Carl is also having er……