Category: Movie Reviews
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Billboard Dad (1998) Movie Review
Billboard Dad time, baby! So we start off by meeting surfer Emily (Mary-Kate Olsen) and diver Tess (Ashley Olsen). Emily and Tess are trying to Hallmark Channel their dad/artist/widower Max (Tom Amandes). In order to do this, Emily and Tess set up a billboard for their dad and Debbie (Ellen Ratner) responds. Brooke (Jessica Tuck) and Max take…
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Despicable Me (2010) Movie Review
Despicable Me time, baby! So we start off by meeting Gru (voiced by Steve Carell). Someone beats Gru to the punch on stealing the Great Pyramid of Giza. Gru, Dr. Nefario (voiced by Russell Brand) and the Minions decide to go after the moon. To finance this, Gru goes to Mr. Perkins from the Bank of Evil, and… No jokes, please.…
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The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Christmas Caper (1995) Review
Is The Case of the Christmas Caper episode of The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley any good? Let’s find out: In this one, Mary-Kate and Ashley solve a Christmas mystery. At one point, a snake is removed from a computer, and… Is that a snake in your computer, or are you just happy to see me? Anyway, this works…
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The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the United States Navy Adventure (1997) Review
Is The Case of the United States Navy Adventure episode of The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley any good? Let’s find out: In this one, Mary-Kate and Ashley involve the Navy’s help in solving a mystery. Sidebar/Salad Bar: The woman who played Roberta looked like a clone of Kathy Bates. Still better for the target audience. Charity Spotlight: FINCA International…
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The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Sea World Adventure (1995) Review
Is The Case of the Sea World Adventure episode of The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley any good? Let’s find out: In this one, Mary-Kate and Ashley investigate a “dead” body. This episode had a creepy and weird heartwarming twist. Hey, parents! We made your kids believe that someone murdered someone! But, you got a cruise out of it;…
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The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Mystery Cruise (1995) Review
Is The Case of the Mystery Cruise episode of The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley any good? Let’s find out: In this one, Mary-Kate and Ashley help their dad find his stolen computer. There is a running gag involving diarrhea (couldn’t resist). There are a couple of cute and funny moments; but, this one is still better for the…
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The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Logical I Ranch (1994) Review
Is The Case of the Logical I Ranch episode of The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley any good? Let’s find out: In this one, Mary-Kate and Ashley help a trio of cowboys. This is cheesy for adults; but, kids might enjoy it. Charity Spotlight: Doctors Without Borders USA Doctors Without Borders USA Website: https://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/ My Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/snarkymovierobot
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Our Lips Are Sealed (2000) Movie Review
Is Our Lips Are Sealed any good? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting the Parkers (Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen). The Parkers are put into the Witness Protection Program because they saw a museum robbery. The Kneel Diamond was part of the robbery. The Parkers are not great at hiding the fact that they are in…
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When in Rome (2002) Movie Review
When in Rome time, baby! So we start off by meeting Leila (Ashley Olsen) and Charli (Mary-Kate Olsen) Hunter. The two go to Rome. They are part of an internship program along with Paolo, Nobu, Dari, and Heidi. However, mishaps happen. Derek Hammond takes a chance on the twins and Ryan (Derek’s nephew) has a thing for Leila.…
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Holiday in the Sun (2001) Movie Review
Holiday in the Sun time, baby! So we start off by meeting Madison (Mary-Kate Olsen) and Alex Stewart (Ashley Olsen). Madison and Alex’s parents are taking them to Atlantis Resort (this thing is practically a commercial for the resort). Madison and Alex gripe that they are not going to Hawaii, and… Madison and Alex? Your parents are…
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