Snarky Movie Robot

Category: Movie Reviews

  • You’re Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley’s Costume Party (1998) Movie Review

    Is You’re Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley’s Costume Party any good? Let’s find out:  1. At one point, Mary-Kate and Ashley cosplay Sandy from Grease. 2. The ice cream song is catchy in a Bubblegum pop kind of way. 3. The end of the special reminded me of the end of each episode of The Waltons. I am not the…

  • Oliver! (1968) Movie Review

    Oliver! time. So we start off with orphans getting crappy food and we get “Food, Glorious Food.” Oliver (Mark Lester) winds up having to ask for seconds from Mr. Bumble (Harry Secombe) and  Widow Corney. We then get “Oliver!” and “Boy for Sale.” Oliver then winds up with undertaker Mr. Sowerberry (Leonard Rossiter); but, Sowerberry’s other appreciate (Noah Claypole (Kenneth Cranham)) bullies Oliver.…

  • Mean Girls (2004) Movie Review

    Is Mean Girls any good? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan). Cady is transitioning from homeschooling to regular schooling. Cady becomes friends with Janis Ian (Lizzy Caplan) and Damian Leigh (Daniel Franzese).  We then meet the Plastics: 1. Gretchen Wieners (Lacey Chabert) 2. Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried) 3. Regina George (Rachel McAdams) Janis decides to…

  • Brightburn (2019) Movie Review

    Is Brightburn any good? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Tori (Elizabeth Banks) and Kyle Breyer (David Denman). A spaceship crashes near them and Tori and Kyle adopt the kid/alien inside and they name him Brandon. Years pass. Brandon (now played by Jackson A. Dunn) has Superman powers. You also wouldn’t like Brandon when he was…

  • Mermaids (1990) Movie Review

    Is Mermaids any good? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Charlotte Flax (sounds like a protein bar) (Winona Ryder). Charlotte’s mom Rachel (Cher) relocates Charlotte and Kate (Charlotte’s sister) (Christina Ricci) each time that she (Rachel) goes through a break-up, and… 1. Rachel is The Perfect Man-ing. 2. Rachel went to the Alex Forrest School of Handling Break-ups.…

  • Prometheus (2012) Movie Review

     Prometheus time, baby! So we start off by meeting Elizabeth Shaw (the fantastic Noomi Rapace) and Charlie Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green). The two think that the Engineers are inviting them. Peter Weyland (Guy Pearce)- who is in charge of Weyland Corporation- covers a trip on the Prometheus to go to LV-223. Robot David (a great Michael Fassbender) watches over the crew.  The…

  • The Silence of the Lambs (1991) Movie Review

    Does The Silence of the Lambs hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting FBI trainee Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster). Clarice’s assignment is Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins). The FBI is hoping to use Lecter to get info on Buffalo Bill (Ted Levine).  Clarice sees Lecter; but, Lecter is able to figure out what she is up…

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    Treasure Planet (2002) Movie Review

    Is Treasure Planet any good? Let’s find out:   So we start off with Tony Jay telling us about Captain Flint. We then get a fight and we find out that Jim Hawkins is reading this story. We then meet Sarah Hawkins (Jim’s mom)(voiced by Laurie Metcalf). Years pass. Jim (now voiced by Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is now too cool for rules, dude.…

  • The Incredibles (2004) Movie Review

    Does The Incredibles hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off with Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible  (voiced by Craig T. Nelson) stopping a suicide attempt, and… This movie is darker than I remember. Anyway, Bob finds out that Bomb Voyage is doing a robbery. Not-Annie Wilkes Buddy Pine (voiced by Jason Lee) wants to be the Robin to Bob’s Batman; but,…

  • M3GAN (2022 or 2023) Movie Review

    M3GAN time, baby!  So we start off with Cady (Violet McGraw) losing her parents to a car accident. Cady winds up with her aunt (Gemma (Allison Williams)). Gemma is employed at Funki. Gemma is working on M3GAN. M3GAN is (essentially) a robot doll/friend for a child. However, after some setbacks, David (Ronny Chieng) wants Gemma to move in a different…