Snarky Movie Robot

Category: Movie Reviews

  • Raise Your Voice (2004) Movie Review

    Raise Your Voice was released when I was aging out of my Hilary Duff phase. I saw it when it came out; but, is it any good? Let’s find out:  Raise Your Voice is about Terri Fletcher (Hilary Duff). Terri loses her brother Paul Fletcher (Jason Ritter) in a car accident and she goes to performing arts…

  • The Perfect Man (2005) Movie Review

    I was aging out of my Hilary Duff phase when The Perfect Man came out; but, is it any good? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting baker Jean Hamilton (Heather Locklear). Jean moves herself and her kids (Holly (Hilary Duff) and Zoe (Aria Wallace)) each time that she goes through a break-up, and… Jean…

  • The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) Movie Review

    I liked the Lizzie McGuire TV show when I was a kid and I also liked The Lizzie McGuire Movie; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out: The film is about the TV character Lizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff). Lizzie and her friend/love interest David “Gordo” Gordon (Adam Lamberg) go to Rome and she is mistaken for pop…

  • Eloise at Christmastime (2003) Movie Review

    Is Eloise at Christmastime any good? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Eloise (Sofia Vassilieva), who lives at the Plaza Hotel with her nanny (Julie Andrews). We also get a Disney-ified version of Mrs. Deagle (Polly Holliday) from Gremlins in Mrs. Thornton (Corinne Conley). We then meet Rachel (Sara Topham), who is engaged…

  • A Christmas Wedding Tail (2011) Movie Review

    Is A Christmas Wedding Tail any good? Let’s find out. We start off by meeting Susan (Jennie Garth), a widow, and Jake (Brad Rowe), a widower. Susan has three sons: Ryan (Riley Thomas Stewart) Logan (Miles Elliot) Josh (Conrad Bluth) and a dog, Rusty (voiced by Jay Mohr) Jake has two daughters: Emma (Ellee Jo Trowbridge)…