Snarky Movie Robot

Category: Movie Reviews

  • Ella Enchanted (2004) Movie Review

    I liked Ella Enchanted when I was a kid; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Ella and Lucinda (Vivica A. Fox) gives Ella the gift of obedience. Ella’s mom (Donna Dent) dies and Ella is now played by Anne Hathaway. Ella’s dad (Patrick Bergin) marries Dame Olga (Joanna Lumley), and… Huh.…

  • Liz & Dick (2012) Movie Review

    Is Liz & Dick any good? Let’s find out: First off, Elizabeth Taylor is played by Lindsay Lohan, and… Casting stunt. Anyway, Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton (Grant Bowler) look back on their lives. Richard goes to Rome, Italy to be Mark Antony in Cleopatra and he makes a bad first impression on Elizabeth. Sybil (Tanya Franks), Richard’s wife, thinks…

  • Labor Pains (2009) Movie Review

    Is Labor Pains any good? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Thea Clayhill (Lindsay Lohan). Thea fakes a pregnancy to keep her job. Thea’s boss’ brother (Nick (Luke Kirby)) wants Suzie Cavandish (Bonnie Somerville)’s pregnancy book for his company; so, he takes Thea to meet her and a deal is struck. Thea then becomes the editor…

  • Just My Luck (2006) Movie Review

    Just My Luck came out when I was aging out of my Lindsay Lohan phase; but, is it any good? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Ashley Albright (Lindsay Lohan). Ashley works at Braden & Co. Public Relations and she is very lucky. We then meet Jake Hardin (Chris Pine) and he has bad luck (he…

  • Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) Movie Review

    I liked Herbie: Fully Loaded when I was a kid; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with a montage that shows the rise and fall of Herbie, and… How meta. We then meet Maggie Peyton (Lindsay Lohan). The Peytons are a racing family. Maggie is the daughter of Ray Peyton Sr. (Michael…

  • Freaky Friday (2003) Movie Review

    I liked Freaky Friday when I was a kid; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out: We start off by meeting Anna Coleman (Lindsay Lohan). Anna lives with her mom, Tess Coleman (Jamie Lee Curtis) and her brother, Harry (Ryan Malgarini). Tess is a widowed therapist and she is going to marry Ryan (Mark…

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    Get a Clue (2002) Movie Review

    I liked Get a Clue when I was younger; but, is it any good? Let’s find out: We start off by meeting Lexy Gold (Lindsay Lohan). Lexy and her editor Jack Downey (Bug Hall) work for the school newspaper. Mr. Walker (Ian Gomez), Lexy’s teacher, goes missing and Lexy, Jack, Jen (Brenda Song) and Gabe (Al Mukadam) decide to…

  • Material Girls (2006) Movie Review

    Material Girls came out when I was out of my Hilary Duff phase; but, is it any good? Let’s find out: Tanzania “Tanzie” Marchetta (Hilary Duff) and  Ava Marchetta (Haylie Duff). Tanzie is prepping for college and Ava is engaged to Mic. Tanzie and Ava also neglect their late father’s cosmetics company (Marchetta Cosmetics). However, it…

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    Cadet Kelly (2002) Movie Review

    I liked Cadet Kelly when I was a kid; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out: We start off by meeting Kelly Collins (Hilary Duff). Kelly’s mother marries Brigadier General Joe “Sir” Maxwell (Gary Cole). Brigadier General Joe “Sir” Maxwell becomes the Commandant of a military school; so, Kelly needs to go to the school. At the school, Kelly…

  • Agent Cody Banks (2003) Movie Review

    I liked Agent Cody Banks when I was a kid; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out: The film is about junior CIA agent Cody Banks (Frankie Muniz). Banks is tasked with finding Dr. Albert Connors (Martin Donovan), who works for the evil Dr. Brinkman (Ian McShane). The CIA puts Banks in the same school that…