Category: Movie Reviews
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Tangled (2010) Movie Review
Does Tangled hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Flynn Rider (voiced by a fantastic Zachary Levi). We find out that Mother Gothel (voiced by a fantastic Donna Murphy) found a flower that can make her young. A queen falls ill; so, the flower is gotten for her. The queen gives birth to a baby…
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Spider-Man 2 (2004) Movie Review
I liked Spider-Man 2 when I was a kid; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with Peter Parker/Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire) using his amazing powers to deliver pizza, and… Um… yay? We then discover at Peter’s birthday party that he has the following problems: 1. Harry Osborn (James Franco), Peter’s…
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The Princess and the Frog (2009) Movie Review
Does The Princess and the Frog hold up? Let’s find out:So we start off with Tiana’s mother telling a young Tiana and a young Lottie the story of the princess and the frog, and… Lottie is like Blanche Devereaux: The Wonder Years/Blanche Devereaux: The Younger Years. Anyway, Eudora (Tiana’s mom) (voiced by a fantastic Oprah Winfrey) and Tiana…
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Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004) Movie Review
Does Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Tad Hamilton (Josh Duhamel). Tad is caught “drinking, driving, smoking, leering, and groping all at the same time.” Tad’s agent forms a contest to win a date with Tad. We then meet Piggly Wiggly employee Rosalee Futch (Kate Bosworth), who enters…
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Mulan (1998) Movie Review
Fun fact: Mulan was my favorite Disney movie when I was a kid. I saw it twice in the movie theater; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Shan Yu (voiced by a fantastic Miguel Ferrer), and… Am… am I the only one that likes Shan Yu as a villain? Anyway, Shan…
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Runaway Bride (1999) Movie Review
Does Runaway Bride still hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Maggie Carpenter (Julia Roberts), who continuously leaves grooms at the altar. We then meet Ike Graham (Richard Gere). Ike is a columnist who writes an article on Maggie, Maggie refutes the article, Ike gets fired and he decides to prove/defend his article…
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Beauty and the Beast (1991) Movie Review
Does Beauty and the Beast hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Prince Adam. One night, an old beggar woman came to Adam for shelter. She offered a rose as payment; however, Adam tries to turn her away. The woman turns into a beautiful enchantress, she turns Adam into a beast and…
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The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Movie Review
I liked The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement when I was a kid; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by reuniting with Mia Thermopolis (Anne Hathaway). Mia meets Lord Nicholas Devereaux (Chris Pine) at a birthday party. Nicholas is the nephew of Viscount Mabrey (John Rhys-Davies) and he (Nicholas) is line for Mia’s throne…
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The Princess Diaries (2001) Movie Review
I liked The Princess Diaries when I was a kid; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Mia Thermopolis (Anne Hathaway). Mia lives with Helen Thermopolis (Caroline Goodall), her mom. Mia has a crush on Josh Bryant (Erik von Detten) and Lana Thomas (Mandy Moore) bullies her. Mia’s best friend is Lilly Moscovitz (Heather Matarazzo)…
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