Snarky Movie Robot

Category: Movie Reviews

  • The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning (2008) Movie Review

    Is The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning any good? Let’s find out: So we start off with the death of Queen Athena (voiced by Lorelei Hill Butters)- Ariel’s mom, and… That was a bold move, huh? Anyway, King Triton (voiced by Jim Cummings) is so depressed over Athena’s death that he swears off music from his kingdom. Years pass and we meet Marina…

  • Tarzan & Jane (2002) Movie Review

    Does Tarzan & Jane hold up? Let’s find out: The framing device is Jane (voiced by Olivia d’Abo) trying to figure out how to celebrate her anniversary with Tarzan (voiced by Michael T. Weiss). Segment 1/Tarzan and the British Invasion: Jane’s friends come to save her, erroneously believing that Jane is in danger. Tarzan thinks that Jane…

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    Tarzan (1999) Movie Review

    Does Tarzan hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off with baby Tarzan and his parents leaving an on-fire ship. This montage is set to Two Worlds. Tarzan and his parents make the jungle their new home. While this is going on, gorillas Kerchak (voiced by the fantastic Lance Henrikson) and Kala (voiced by the fantastic Glenn…

  • Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) Movie Review

    Is Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World any good? Let’s find out: So we start off by reuniting with John Smith (voiced by Donal Gibson). Ratcliffe (voiced by David Ogden Stiers) (apparently) kills John Smith. Ratcliffe wants to murder the Indians; however, King James VI and I wants John Rolfe (voiced by Billy Zane) to get the…

  • Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002) Movie Review

    Does Cinderella II: Dreams Come True hold up? Let’s find out: Aim to Please Cinderella (voiced by Jennifer Hale) is holding parties at the palace. Cinderella defies tradition and this makes the King happy. This segment gave me a weird complex on opening curtains and it has a weird emphasis on chocolate pudding. Tall Tail Jaq (voiced…

  • Belle’s Magical World (1998) Movie Review

    Is Belle’s Magical World any good? Let’s find out: The Perfect Word Beast (voiced by Robby Benson) and Belle (voiced by Paige O’Hara) are planning a dinner and Lumiere (voiced by Jerry Orbach) offers tips. Belle runs into dictionary Webster (voiced by Jim Cummings) and she invites him to the dinner. The Beast/Prince Adam shows disregard for his servants…

  • Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997) Movie Review

    Is Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas any good? Let’s find out:  Belle (voiced by Paige O’Hara) is looking forward to the Christmas season; however, Prince Adam/the Beast (voiced by Robby Benson) is not looking forward to the Christmas season because he was turned into a beast during the Christmas season. Belle and the Beast/Prince Adam…

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    The Lion King (1994) Movie Review

     Does The Lion King hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with the mesmerizing Circle of Life sequence. We then meet Scar (voiced by the fantastic Jeremy Irons) and we find out that he is: 1. Mufasa’s younger brother 2. Next for the throne before Simba was born Anyway, Mufasa (voiced by the fantastic James Earl Jones) arrives and…

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    Frozen (2013) Movie Review

    Does Frozen hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Anna (voiced by a fantastic Livvy Stubenrauch) and the ice power-having Elsa (voiced by a fantastic Eva Bella). Anna and Elsa play together until Elsa accidentally injures Anna, alerting the attention of their parents- the King (voiced by a fantastic Maurice LaMarche) and the Queen (voiced…

  • Sweet Home Alabama (2002) Movie Review

    Does Sweet Home Alabama hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting fashion designer Melanie Carmichael (her real last name is  Smooter) (a fantastic Reese Witherspoon). Melanie is engaged to Andrew Hennings (Patrick Dempsey); however, she is not divorced from her first husband- Jake Perry (a fantastic Josh Lucas). So, Melanie goes home and she makes amends with…