Snarky Movie Robot

Category: Movie Reviews

  • The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) Movie Review

    Does The Amazing Spider-Man hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with Richard (Campbell Scott) and Mary Parker (Embeth Davidtz) dropping off their son Peter (Max Charles) at Uncle Ben Parker (Martin Sheen) and Aunt May Parker (Sally Field).  Years pass. Peter grows and is now played by Andrew Garfield. Flash Thompson (Chris Zylka) bullies Peter and…

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    Lilo & Stitch (2002) Movie Review

    Does Lilo & Stitch hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off with Galactic Federation on  Turo. The Grand Councilwoman (voiced by Zoe Caldwell) and Captain Gantu (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson) are overseeing the legal proceedings for Doctor Jumba Jookiba (voiced by David Ogden Stiers). We then meet Experiment #626/Stitch (voiced by Chris Sanders). Stitch says “Meega na la…

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    The Incredible Hulk (2008) Movie Review

    Does The Incredible Hulk hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off with Bruce Banner (Edward Norton)’s transformation into the Hulk, Bruce hurts Betty Ross (Liv Tyler) and he winds up in Brazil. Bruce works at a bottling plant and he corresponds with a Mr. Blue. Bruce sends Mr. Blue a blood sample. Bruce helps Martina (Débora…

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    Iron Man (2008) Movie Review

    Does Iron Man hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr). Tony is in Afghanistan where militants go after his convoy and he gets a hostage video.  James “Rhodey” Rhodes (Terrence Howard), who is in the Air Force, is trying to give Tony an Apogee award; but, Tony has skipped out…

  • Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) Movie Review

    Does Ever After: A Cinderella Story hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with the Grand Dame (Jeanne Moreau) having an audience with the Brothers Grimm (Joerg Stadler and Andy Henderson) because she wants to tell them the real story of Cinderella.  We then meet Danielle de Barbarac (Anna Maguire). Danielle’s father (Auguste de Barbarac (Jeroen…

  • Spider-Man 3 (2007) Movie Review

    Let’s take a look at Spider-Man 3:  So we start off by reuniting with Peter Parker/Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire). Harry Osborn (James Franco), Peter’s best friend, transforms into the New Goblin.  Peter comes across the symbiote. We then meet Flint Marko (Thomas Haden Church), a criminal who is concerned about Penny Marko (Perla Haney-Jardine). Penny is Flint’s sick daughter,…

  • Anastasia (1997) Movie Review

    Does Anastasia still hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Anastasia (voiced by Kirsten Dunst). Anastasia’s grandmother/the Dowager Empress (voiced by Angela Lansbury) gives Anastasia a music box. However, Rasputin (voiced by Christopher Lloyd) shows up and he puts a curse on the Romanovs and Anastasia and the Dowager Empress are separated. We then…

  • Spider-Man (2002) Movie Review

    Does Spider-Man hold up? Let’s find out:   So we start off by meeting Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire). Peter has a crush on Mary Jane “MJ” Watson (Kirsten Dunst). Peter’s best friend is Harry Osborn (James Franco) and Harry’s father (Norman Osborn (Willem Dafoe)) prefers Peter to Harry. Peter gets bitten by a spider. Norman performs a science experiment on…

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 (2014) Movie Review

    Does The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 hold up? Let’s find out:   So we start off by reuniting with Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence), Finnick Odair (Sam Claflin) and Beetee (Jeffrey Wright). The trio goes to District 13.  We then get a Katniss-Primrose Everdeen (Willow Shields) reunion. We then meet President Alma Coin (Julianne Moore).  Effie Trinket (Elizabeth Banks) is…

  • Heathers (1989) Movie Review

    Does Heathers hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder). Veronica is part of the Heathers: Heather Duke (Shannen Doherty),  Heather McNamara (Lisanne Falk) and Heather Chandler (Kim Walker). Jason “J.D.” Dean (Christian Slater) scares Kurt (Lance Fenton) and Ram (Patrick Labyorteaux). J.D. jokingly offers to give Heather Chandler drain cleaner and Veronica makes her orange…