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Category: Movie Reviews

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    High School Musical 2 (2007) Review

    Does High School Musical 2 hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with “What Time Is It?” and Troy Bolton (Zac Efron) is looking for summer employment. Sharpay Evans (Ashley Tisdale) and Ryan Evans (Lucas Grabeel) are country clubbing it for the summer and we get “Fabulous.” Sharpay has arranged for Troy to work at the club,…

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    High School Musical (2006) Movie Review

    Does High School Musical hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Troy Bolton (Zac Efron) and Gabriella Montez (Vanessa Hudgens). The two are selected to sing together and they sing “Start of Something New.” It turns out that Gabriella is going to Troy’s high school and Gabriella befriends Taylor McKessie (Monique Coleman). We then get “Get’cha…

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    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) Movie Review

    Does Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by spending time with Meredith Quill (Laura Haddock) and Ego (Kurt Russell). Years pass and we transition to Baby Groot (voiced by Vin Diesel) dancing to “Mr Blue Sky” while the Guardians do battle. We then meet Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki), who is a high-ranking member of…

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    Pixel Perfect (2004) Movie Review

    Does Pixel Perfect hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Samantha (Leah Pipes). Sam’s band the Zetta Bytes needs a dancer; so, Roscoe (Raviv Ullman) creates a hologram dancer (Loretta (Spencer Redford)). Loretta is not a hit with Sam because she has feelings for Roscoe. People find out that Loretta is a hologram and this actually…

  • Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) Movie Review

    Does Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by reuniting with Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara) and we find out that Carmen Cortez (Alexa Vega/Alexa PenaVega) is missing in action. We then reunite with the now-good Donnagon Giggles (Mike Judge) and Francesca Giggles (Salma Hayek). We find out that the The Toymaker (Sylvester Stallone)…

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    Captain Marvel (2019) Movie Review

    Does Captain Marvel hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Vers (Brie Larson). Her mentor is Yon-Rogg (Jude Law) and Yon-Rogg takes Vers to see the Supreme Intelligence. We then find out that the Kree are battling the Skrulls. Vers is put on a Kree-saving mission. It turns out that the Kree in question was Talos (a…

  • The Craft (1996) Movie Review

    Does The Craft hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Sarah Bailey (Robin Tunney). Sarah is a student at a new school. We then meet Bonnie Harper (Neve Campbell). Bonnie is slightly less quiet during high school than I was. She is also undergoing burn therapy treatment. The therapy makes her scream, and… Sidebar: What…

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    The Proud Family Movie (2005) Movie Review

     Does The Proud Family Movie hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with Penny Proud (voiced by Kyla Pratt) being pumped regarding her upcoming birthday celebration. However, Oscar Proud (Penny’s dad) (voiced by Tommy Davidson) catches Penny kissing 15 Cent (voiced by Omarion). Oscar calls off Penny’s birthday festivities, much to Penny’s chagrin. We then meet Dr. Carver (voiced by Arsenio…

  • Crimson Peak (2015) Movie Review

    Does Crimson Peak hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Edith Cushing. Edith’s mom passes and ghost mom does not put on a clean dress or makeup before she visits Edith; so, Edith is (naturally) perturbed. Years pass. Edith is now played by Mia Wasikowska. Edith spends her days dealing with Snobby McSnooberbutts (namely…

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    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) Movie Review

    Does Black Panther: Wakanda Forever hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with Shuri (Letitia Wright) trying and failing to save T’Challa. We then get a lovely tribute to T’Challa/Black Panther/Chadwick Boseman. Queen Ramonda (Angela Bassett) issues a warning at the United Nations to those who are trying to take Wakanda’s vibranium. The Americans try to get some…