Snarky Movie Robot

Category: Movie Reviews

  • Psycho (1960) Movie Review

    Time to go a little mad sometimes.  So we start off by meeting Marion Crane (the great Janet Leigh) taking $40,000 to help out Sam Loomis (John Gavin) so that they can get married. Marion heads to Fairvale (where Sam is) and she deals with a nosy cop. Marion winds up crashing at the Bates Motel and the Bates…

  • O (2001) Movie Review

    Is O any good? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting successful basketball player Odin James (Mekhi Phifer). Coach Duke Goulding (Martin Sheen) adores Odin, much to the chagrin of Hugo Goulding (the coach’s son)  (Josh Hartnett) because Hugo has so many daddy issues that he could be in a Hallmark Channel movie. Hugo’s plan is to…

  • Wicked (2024) Movie Review

    Wicked time, baby!  So we start off in Oz. Glinda (Ariana Grande)… Ariana Grande is really, really good in this movie, guys. Anyway, Oz is happy about the demise of the Wicked Witch of the West. We find out from Glinda that the Wicked Witch of the West was a result of Governor Thropp (Andy Nyman)’s wife (Courtney-Mae…

  • Joker: Folie à Deux (2024) Movie Review

    Joker: Folie à Deux time! So we start off with a creative Looney Tunes-style opening. We then reunite with Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix). Fleck is at Arkham State Hospital and he is waiting for his trial to start. Maryanne Stewart (Fleck’s representation) (Catherine Keener) is trying to use the “devil made him do it” argument. We then meet Harleen “Lee” Quinzel…

  • The Gift (2015) Movie Review

     Is The Gift any good? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Simon (Jason Bateman) and Robyn Callem (Rebecca Hall). The couple have suffered a miscarriage and they move. Simon and Robyn run into Gordon “Gordo” Moseley (Joel Edgerton) and Gordo and Simon went to high school together. Gordo starts giving the couple creepy gifts. Things escalate…

  • She’s All That (1999) Movie Review

    Is she really all that? So we start off by meeting Zack Siler (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Zack’s girlfriend (Regina George before Regina George was a thing Taylor Vaughan (Jodi Lyn O’Keefe)) is running around on him with Rock Hudson… er… Brock Hudson ( a goofy Matthew Lillard). Zack is all “There are plenty of other girls.” Dean (Paul Walker)…

  • Misery (1990) Movie Review

    Time to be miserable. So we start off by meeting Paul Sheldon (a fantastic James Caan). Paul is famous for writing the Jessica Chastain… er… Misery Chastain series; but, Misery is making Paul miserable (it is corny joke time here at Snarky Movie Robot) and he is trying to avoid typecasting. Paul is trying to get from Silver Creek,…

  • John Tucker Must Die (2006) Movie Review

    Time to relive the time that one of my seventh grade classmates brought this movie in for movie day (you can imagine how that went down with a seventh grade class).   So we start off by meeting Kate Spencer (Brittany Snow). Kate realizes that John Tucker  (Hallmark Channel Darling Jesse Metcalfe) is dating Carrie (Arielle Kebbel), cheerleader…

  • Fear (1996) Movie Review

    Fear time! So we start off by meeting Nicole Walker (Reese Witherspoon). Nicole resides with Steven (her dad) (William Petersen), her stepmom Laura (Amy Brenneman) and Toby (Laura’s son). Nicole’s friends are Margo Masse (Alyssa Milano) and Not-Tom Welling Gary Rohmer (Todd Caldecott). Nicole meets David McCall (Marky Mark/Mark Wahlberg)). We then get the famous/infamous rollercoaster scene, and… This movie came…

  • You’re Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley’s Fashion Party (1999) Movie Review

    You’re Invited to Mary-Kate & Ashley’s Fashion Party time! One of the kids looked like discount store Frankie Muniz. I am not the target audience for this one.  Charity Spotlight: Muslim Aid USA Muslim Aid USA Website: My Ko-Fi:  ko-fi.com/snarkymovierobot