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Category: Marvel Reviews

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    Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) Movie Review

     Does Ant-Man and the Wasp hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) and Janet Van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer) working on projects. Janet says goodbye to young Hope. Years pass. Hank thinks that Janet is still in the land of the living.  We then reunite with Scott Lang (Paul Rudd), who is under…

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    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) Movie Review

    Does Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by spending time with Meredith Quill (Laura Haddock) and Ego (Kurt Russell). Years pass and we transition to Baby Groot (voiced by Vin Diesel) dancing to “Mr Blue Sky” while the Guardians do battle. We then meet Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki), who is a high-ranking member of…

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    Captain Marvel (2019) Movie Review

    Does Captain Marvel hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Vers (Brie Larson). Her mentor is Yon-Rogg (Jude Law) and Yon-Rogg takes Vers to see the Supreme Intelligence. We then find out that the Kree are battling the Skrulls. Vers is put on a Kree-saving mission. It turns out that the Kree in question was Talos (a…

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    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) Movie Review

    Does Black Panther: Wakanda Forever hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with Shuri (Letitia Wright) trying and failing to save T’Challa. We then get a lovely tribute to T’Challa/Black Panther/Chadwick Boseman. Queen Ramonda (Angela Bassett) issues a warning at the United Nations to those who are trying to take Wakanda’s vibranium. The Americans try to get some…

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    Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) Movie Review

    Does Thor: Love and Thunder hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Gorr (a great Christian Bale). Gorr prays to Rapu to save his daughter; however, his daughter dies.  Gorr then gets the opportunity to meet Rapu (Jonathan Brugh) and Rapu is kind of a jerk; so, Gorr goes on a god-killing rampage,…

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    Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) Movie Review

    Does Spider-Man: Far From Home hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by reuniting with Peter Parker/Spider-Man (a great Tom Holland). Peter is going to Europe with his class and he plans to give MJ (a great Zendaya) a black dahlia necklace. Ned Leeds (Jacob Batalon) and Betty Brant (Angourie Rice) become a couple. Aunt May (Marisa Tomei) and Happy Hogan…

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    Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) Movie Review

    Does Captain America: The Winter Soldier hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by reuniting with Steve Rogers/Captain America (still a perfectly-cast Chris Evans). We meet Sam Wilson (a charismatic Anthony Mackie), and… Evans and Wilson have chemistry. Anyway, Steve and Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow (still a great Scarlett Johansson) go on a rescue SHIELD thing from pirates mission.…

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    Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Movie Review

    Does Captain America: The First Avenger hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting HYDRA and  Johann Schmidt (Hugo Weaving)/ the Red Skull. The Red Skull finds the tesseract.  We then meet Steve Rogers (a perfectly-cast Chris Evans). Steve is trying to join the military; but, he is about as healthy as I am.  Steve…

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    The Incredible Hulk (2008) Movie Review

    Does The Incredible Hulk hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off with Bruce Banner (Edward Norton)’s transformation into the Hulk, Bruce hurts Betty Ross (Liv Tyler) and he winds up in Brazil. Bruce works at a bottling plant and he corresponds with a Mr. Blue. Bruce sends Mr. Blue a blood sample. Bruce helps Martina (Débora…

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    Iron Man (2008) Movie Review

    Does Iron Man hold up? Let’s find out:  So we start off by meeting Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr). Tony is in Afghanistan where militants go after his convoy and he gets a hostage video.  James “Rhodey” Rhodes (Terrence Howard), who is in the Air Force, is trying to give Tony an Apogee award; but, Tony has skipped out…