Category: Disney Reviews
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Treasure Planet (2002) Movie Review
Is Treasure Planet any good? Let’s find out: So we start off with Tony Jay telling us about Captain Flint. We then get a fight and we find out that Jim Hawkins is reading this story. We then meet Sarah Hawkins (Jim’s mom)(voiced by Laurie Metcalf). Years pass. Jim (now voiced by Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is now too cool for rules, dude.…
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Enchanted (2007) Movie Review
Does Enchanted hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off in Andalasia. The narrator (Julie Andrews) informs us that Queen Narissa (voiced and played by Susan Sarandon) fears that Prince Edward (her stepson) (voiced and played by a fun and fantastic James Marsden) will get into the wedding mood. Enter Giselle (voiced and played by a fun and fantastic Amy Adams). Remember…
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Lilo & Stitch (2002) Movie Review
Does Lilo & Stitch hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with Galactic Federation on Turo. The Grand Councilwoman (voiced by Zoe Caldwell) and Captain Gantu (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson) are overseeing the legal proceedings for Doctor Jumba Jookiba (voiced by David Ogden Stiers). We then meet Experiment #626/Stitch (voiced by Chris Sanders). Stitch says “Meega na la…
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Tarzan (1999) Movie Review
Does Tarzan hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with baby Tarzan and his parents leaving an on-fire ship. This montage is set to Two Worlds. Tarzan and his parents make the jungle their new home. While this is going on, gorillas Kerchak (voiced by the fantastic Lance Henrikson) and Kala (voiced by the fantastic Glenn…
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The Lion King (1994) Movie Review
Does The Lion King hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off with the mesmerizing Circle of Life sequence. We then meet Scar (voiced by the fantastic Jeremy Irons) and we find out that he is: 1. Mufasa’s younger brother 2. Next for the throne before Simba was born Anyway, Mufasa (voiced by the fantastic James Earl Jones) arrives and…
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Frozen (2013) Movie Review
Does Frozen hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Anna (voiced by a fantastic Livvy Stubenrauch) and the ice power-having Elsa (voiced by a fantastic Eva Bella). Anna and Elsa play together until Elsa accidentally injures Anna, alerting the attention of their parents- the King (voiced by a fantastic Maurice LaMarche) and the Queen (voiced…
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Tangled (2010) Movie Review
Does Tangled hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Flynn Rider (voiced by a fantastic Zachary Levi). We find out that Mother Gothel (voiced by a fantastic Donna Murphy) found a flower that can make her young. A queen falls ill; so, the flower is gotten for her. The queen gives birth to a baby…
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The Princess and the Frog (2009) Movie Review
Does The Princess and the Frog hold up? Let’s find out:So we start off with Tiana’s mother telling a young Tiana and a young Lottie the story of the princess and the frog, and… Lottie is like Blanche Devereaux: The Wonder Years/Blanche Devereaux: The Younger Years. Anyway, Eudora (Tiana’s mom) (voiced by a fantastic Oprah Winfrey) and Tiana…
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Mulan (1998) Movie Review
Fun fact: Mulan was my favorite Disney movie when I was a kid. I saw it twice in the movie theater; but, does it hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Shan Yu (voiced by a fantastic Miguel Ferrer), and… Am… am I the only one that likes Shan Yu as a villain? Anyway, Shan…
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Beauty and the Beast (1991) Movie Review
Does Beauty and the Beast hold up? Let’s find out: So we start off by meeting Prince Adam. One night, an old beggar woman came to Adam for shelter. She offered a rose as payment; however, Adam tries to turn her away. The woman turns into a beautiful enchantress, she turns Adam into a beast and…
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