Is Our Lips Are Sealed any good?

Let’s find out:

So we start off by meeting the Parkers (Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen). The Parkers are put into the Witness Protection Program because they saw a museum robbery. The Kneel Diamond was part of the robbery. The Parkers are not great at hiding the fact that they are in the Witness Protection Program. Hatchew wants the diamond and the Parkers inadvertently wound up with the diamond.

The Parkers eventually wind up in Sydney. The fake names of the Parkers are Maddie and Abby Turtleby. Mac and Sidney (two assassins) go after Maddie and Abby; but, Maddie and Abby are able to Home Alone them. Maddie and Abby do Sidney’s hair and they paint Mac’s toenails. They threaten to put bikinis on the guys, and…

That joke did not age well.

Anyway, Mac and Sidney become pro-Maddie and Abby. Hatchew sends a thug after Maddie and Abby; but, Mac and Sidney defeat the thug. Hatchew nearly escapes; but, Maddie and Abby stop him. The Parkers go back to their normal lives.

This is more funny, creative and fourth-wall breaking than other Olsen vehicles; but, at the end of the day, Our Lips Are Sealed is still an Olsen vehicle.

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