Batman Forever time, baby!

 So we start off with the famous/infamous drive through joke. Batman/Bruce Wayne (Val Kilmer) is trying to stop Two-Face/Harvey Dent (Tommy Lee Jones) from robbing a bank.

We then meet Doctor Chase Meridian (Nicole Kidman). Meridian wants to have er… ice cream with Batman.

We then meet Edward Nygma (Jim Carrey), who wants to mess with people’s minds. Bruce does not want to back him on this; but, Edward is still determined. Strickly finds Edward doing one of his experiments and, in the process, Edward’s experiment causes Strickly to get dumber and Edward to get smarter. Strickly “kills himself.”

Bruce and Meridian are going to the circus, and…

No jokes, please. 

We then meet Dick Grayson/Robin (Chris O’Donnell). Two-Face threatens to blow up the circus if Batman does not reveal his identity. Bruce does; but, no one can hear him over the crowd. Some of the Graysons pull a Captain America/Batman/Whitehurst in Child’s Play 3 with the bomb. Bruce takes Dick in (that came out wrong).

Nygma and Two-Face team up.

Robin wants to take revenge on Two-Face and Bruce turns into Aunt May in Spider-Man 3.

Bruce and Meridian go to a gala. Bruce’s mind is messed with, Two-Face shows up and Robin rescues Bruce.

Batman visits Meridian; but, she now has a thing for Bruce. Meridian learns that she is not in a love triangle. Two-Face and Riddler (Nygma) show up and Meridian is abducted. Robin is abducted and Batman has to make a Spider-Man choice between Meridian and Dick. Batman saves Meridian and Robin. Batman takes care of Nygma’s technology and Riddler’s mind gets messed with. Riddler winds up in Arkham Asylum and Batman and Robin prepare to make a really notorious movie.

Batman Forever is a good movie when it is not being campy.

Charity Spotlight: American Friends Service Committee

American Friends Service Committee Website:

https://afsc.org/

My Ko-Fi: 

ko-fi.com/snarkymovierobot