Is The Prince & Me 2: The Royal Wedding any good?

Let’s find out:

So we start off with King Edvard of Denmark (Luke Mably) and Paige Morgan (Kam Heskin) being engaged and Paige attending medical school. They find out that Edvard must marry a princess if he wants to keep his crown, and…

They’re going The Princess Diaries 2 route with this one, I see. 

Princess Kirsten (Clemency Burton-Hill) just can’t wait to be queen and she and her father want some of that sweet, sweet royal money. Kirsten offers to help Paige with the Danish language, and…

That was nice of her.

Anyway, Kirsten makes it so that Paige says “The queen is a green donkey that shakes bum and pees on flowers”, and…

A. Sounds like direct-to-DVD dialogue.

B. Sounds like the name of a progressive rock band.

The stress of the donkey pee bum incident makes Paige and Edvard part ways. Edvard decides to marry Kirsten (dude moves on fast). Paige realizes that Edvard doesn’t really love Kirsten because the Stockholm syndrome is strong with Paige. 

Paige finds out via the power of deus ex machina that she can become a princess if she reads the Danish Constitution in Danish before the Parliament. Paige and Edvard get married. Kirsten comes in in a muddy/torn wedding dress. She rambles about how much she loves Edvard, and…

Girlfriend is a few steps away from becoming full-blown Alex Forrest.

Anyway, Kirsten’s father takes her to a mental hospital. 

If you’ve seen a Hallmark Channel royalty movie, you will know what to expect with this one.

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