Twilight time, baby!

 So we start off by meeting Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart). Bella is going to Forks. Bella resides with Charlie (her dad/the police chief) (Billy Burke). 

Bella then reunites with Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner). Jacob’s dad is Billy (Gil Birmingham). Billy and Jacob reside on the Quileute Indian Reservation. Bella is fascinated by the Cullens. We then meet Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), who is a creeper who likes to stare at Bella/watch her sleep. Edward saves Bella from being hit by a van. We discover that the Cullens and Jacob’s family have a Hatfield and McCoy thing going on.

We then find out that Edward is a vampire. We then meet Doctor Carlisle Cullen (Peter Facinelli), Esme Cullen (Elizabeth Reaser), Alice Cullen (Ashley Greene), Jasper Hale (Jackson Rathbone), Emmett Cullen (Kellan Lutz), Rosalie Hale (Nikki Reed), the Professor and Mary Ann.

We then meet James (Cam Gigandet), Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre) and Laurent (Edi Gathegi). James is after Bella. Bella flees to Phoenix; however, James tricks her into coming to the studio where she used to do ballet.

James puts venom in Bella; but, Edward is able to remove the venom and James is offed.

Prom time! Bella is all “Turn me into a vampire” and Edward is all “No.” Victoria wants revenge for James’ demise.

Sidebar/Salad Bar: When Carlisle turned Esme, did it look like they were having er… ice cream?

Unless you are a fan of the franchise, Twilight is boring and easy to make fun of.

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